There's a funny fat man in a silly red suit Stuck in the smokehole of our tipi. "Ho, Ho, Ho!" - He thinks he's talking Indian "No, No, No!" - Aint no way we'll let him in Not no funny fat man in a silly red suit Stuck in the smokehole of our tipi. Grandma's skinning his deer And Grandpa's cooking up the meat From the funny fat man in the silly red suit Stuck in the smokehole of our tipi. ( Chorus ) Aunty's taking his boots And Uncle's stripping down the sled From the funny fat man in the silly r